just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Help. Why am I so naked?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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