Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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