No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
His nipple licking is glorious
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