the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
