love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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