Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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