I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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