You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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