these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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