Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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