Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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