I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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