it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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