I just gift wrapped bread.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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