she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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