KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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