sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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