Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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