Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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