There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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