is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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