i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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