Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
