i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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