I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Michael Bay diarrhea
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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