belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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