we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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