found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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