So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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