I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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