come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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