Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
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Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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