8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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