What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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