if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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