dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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