I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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