Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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