Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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