I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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