weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
