I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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