shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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