The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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