Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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