pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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