if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I want to fling myself into the sun
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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