apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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