I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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