I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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