Can i not drive my cunt home
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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