so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You brought string cheese to the strip club
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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