I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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