who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
