chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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