I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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