Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
